RICHARDS REGISTER: The best picture in the world

Funny Sayings

2/17: Ryan: Sean is like a yummy stew! Mom: What kind of stew? Ryan: Apple Stew!

1/17: Ryan (who is not reading yet and doesn't understand why Sean and I like to read so much): You and Sean have a reading virus.

12/17: Dad to Sean: We are going to eat in a while. Will you be hungry? You didn't eat lunch. Sean: I didn't?? Well then I'll probably be hungry.

9/16: Sean: Every minute that goes by I am dying.

9/16: Ryan: Sean needs to take his nosal spray!

10/15: Steve: Ryan, how did you get sauce on your forearms?!

Ryan: I don't have four arms!

10/15: Ryan: Mom, you are scaring me with your grandma voice!

11/13: Sean was cleaning out his toes after removing his socks. He asked Steve, "Why is it called toe jam and not toe honey or toe peanut butter?"

7/12: After having driven up to the Colorado National Monument and back, Sean was talking really loudly, like his ears were still plugged from drive. I asked him, "Are your ears plugged? Sean: "Yes, they are full of emotions."

2/12: Steve was reading a book to Sean and he noticed that Sean had opened another book and was looking at it. Steve said, "Are you listening to this or reading that book?" Sean, "I have 2 eyes, I can read 2 books at the same time!"

10/11: Walking in the mall we walk by a Victoria Secrets. Sean points to the store and says - "Mom there is that store for your chest thingies!"

9/11: Sean to his Grandma Gail: Grandma you're old. You might die soon.

8/11: Dad: Sean you are so smart.
Sean: I have too many smarts for my head!

7/11: Sean: "Want me to show you how naked I can get?"

6/11: Sean: "I don't want to be an astronaut when I grow up. They don't watch tv."

5/11: I was reading a story to Sean and told him that Dad was going to finish. His response: "Finally, Quiet!"

2/11: Dr: Does anyone in your house smoke?
Me: no
Sean: My Dad. Me: (clarifying) no he does not.
Sean: He burned the toast!

2/11: Me: What is a way you can follow Jesus?
Sean: (thinking) hmmm..drive!

Friday, February 10, 2012

The best picture in the world

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